For profit since 2026

Give
generously.
We keep
the money.

Well-made clothes from a company that has no intention of saving the world.

Drop 01 / FY26

Objects of concern

I gave all my money to Charity™

Profit over people

$72

Put it on the company card

$48

Carry the burden. Skip the liability.

$58

The anti-mission statement

Most brands invent a cause after they’ve made the product. We skipped that meeting.

Mandatory warmth disclosure

Every order comes with a very official-looking receipt confirming that you bought a shirt and helped nobody.

This prototype takes no payments or donations. Shopify will handle real transactions once the store is connected.

Investor relations, but for customers

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